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TAKE A BREAK II

Posted by Yerry Tawalujan on 23/11/2001, 3:38 pm

 

Father : Sam, let me see your report card!
Sam : Dad, my friend borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?
Doctor : 100%. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the 10th case I've treated. The others all died.

Linda : You always carry my photo in your work bag to the office, you must be so loves me.
Husband: Well, actually when there's problem, no matter how impossible it is, I'll always say to myself:"What other problem could there be greater than this one?"

Son : Mom. when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing, son.
Son : But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap!

Wife: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?
John: Golfing with friends, honey.
Wife: What? Golfing at 2:00 am?
John: Yes, my dear...we used a night club!